How to Properly Insult a Democrat

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NOW THAT THE WORLD KNOWS TRUMP WON, AFGHANISTAN HAS GONE TO S^*T, CHINA IS ABOUT TO INVADE TAIWAN, RUSSIA IS ABOUT TO REPLACE THE US AS THE MAIN SOURCE OF EUROPEAN GAS AND OIL, NATO IS GONE, OUR MILITARY IS WOKE, THERE IS NO REAL COVID VACCINE SINCE IT’S NOW ALL VARIANT, WE ARE ABOUT TO ENTER WWIII, OUR PRESIDENT IS RETARDED, WE PUT A COMMIE ON SCOTUS, AND THE US DOLLAR IS WORTH SH*T, IT’S TIME TO MERCILESSLY MOCK DEMOCRATS SO THEY STAY HOME AND NEVER LEAVE THEIR BASEMENT. OH YEAH, AND LET’S NOT FORGET TO REMIND THEM TO START WEARING THOSE NEW MASKS MADE FROM PLASTIC WRAP. NOT TIGHT ENOUGH? LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.

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AND BTW, IT’S REALLY REALLY CHEAP AND SOME OF IT GOES TO THE RE-ELECT TRUMP 2024 FUND, WELL NOT ALL THAT MUCH BUT SOME. DEPENDS. (no not that kind).

Now, I’m gonna find out who bought the first edition. And when the second edition comes out, and it’s gonna be a doozy, they will be the only ones to get it. I mean other people might be able to buy it too I guess but I really want them to get it first. Unless they didn’t like it then screw ’em. I’m gonna sell it anyway. I’m gettin’ it together as we speak. Unless it’s past 10 PM. Then I’m probably drunk. Hic. Scuzeme. Burp.

Oh yeah, that phone number I gave to contact me doesn’t work. It fell in the toilet and there was other stuff in there so I flushed it. Then I had to call a plumber who fished it out, and it still worked OK but it was kinda gross so I threw it in the backyard and can’t find it anymore since the guys who cut the grass probably chewed the damn thing up. It’s OK, nobody wants to talk to me anyway.

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