Colon Crapernick is a god-like figure. On that we can all agree so vote Democrat to show you much you idolize him. And if you really wish to memorialize him in a meaningful way, I suggest every Democrat in the country grow their hair out in a Mega-Afro. That would look awesome! That way Conservatives can more easily know who to avoid.
Published by Axel Thomas
An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. View more posts