How to Properly Insult a Democrat


If you are easily offended, vote Democrat, but here’s the thing. Nobody cares. You have no ‘right’ to take offense. Your personal affront is voluntary and involves your values which are meaningless. You are bullying others with your feelings. Take your ‘offense’ and put it to good use by evaluating your anger. Now we still don’t care why you’re angry, but thinking about it would be a good exercise for any Democrat; just don’t think too hard or you’ll be a Republican before too long.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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