How to Properly Insult a Democrat

SEED FIRING DRONES

Listen up GenX/Millennials: As a card-carrying Communist, I mean Democrat, you vote for anyone with a D after their name. OK, dumb, but fine. And therefore you believe in the Global Warming Doomsday Clock. Same comment. But, but a new development has been put into place that will completely mitigate any chance of Global Warming and CO2 dumping by India and China. We are actually lowering our CO2 emission, but you won’t hear about that from Pravda, I mean the NYT. The “Seed Firing Drones” that are now on target of planting 500,000,000,000 trees, that’s five….hundred…. Billion….trees which will suck out every bit of CO2 dumped by our coal-burning friends. Of course that will probably bring on a mini-Ice Age but that’s a whole nuther thing. MERRY CHRISTMAS and enjoy it cause there are only a few more left before Global Warming, I mean Climate Change, I mean Climate Collapse kills us all. Of course the Libs out there will look just like the kids from “Village of the Damned”. Google it.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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