How to Properly Insult a Democrat

UFOs

As a Liberal, vote Democrat, but you gotta know something before it’s too late. Over the last several months, alien UFOs have been identified and pictures taken of vehicles moving at speeds and accelerating way beyond anything humans could possibly achieve. Google it. So what, you say. Well, if Democrats retake the WH, the war-mongering Liberal factions of the House and Senate, along with a Democrat in the WH are gonna get us all fried like over-cooked KFC. Trump wants us out of wars and is way more likely to reach out and hold off on the nukes. Now I know you hate Trump but give it a minute of thought. A Liberal in the WH will panic. Not Trump. You think you’ve got a 12 year doomsday clock? How about a 12 second one? Look around at all your Liberal friends. Do you really want them in the WH The Day the Earth Stood Still?

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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