Looks like Colon Crapernick has done it again. A new shoe with his image on the sole ( well positioned IMHO) seems to be selling well. As a devotee, vote Democrat, but are you really getting enough of Colon? Don’t you really think the new Colon Crapernick hemorrhoid suppository emblazoned with his burnished bronzed image and afro is a more appropriate product? Just the insertion alone should thrill anyone but next time you take a knee maybe it’s because you’re a bit too far from the nearest restroom and Colon is a ‘callin. And just smashin’ his face on the pavement with each step is the Patriotic thing to do. Right?
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