How to Properly Insult a Democrat


Looks like Colon Crapernick has done it again. A new shoe with his image on the sole ( well positioned IMHO) seems to be selling well. As a devotee, vote Democrat, but are you really getting enough of Colon? Don’t you really think the new Colon Crapernick hemorrhoid suppository emblazoned with his burnished bronzed image and afro is a more appropriate product? Just the insertion alone should thrill anyone but next time you take a knee maybe it’s because you’re a bit too far from the nearest restroom and Colon is a ‘callin. And just smashin’ his face on the pavement with each step is the Patriotic thing to do. Right?

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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