How to Properly Insult a Democrat


Listen up GenX/Millennials: “They’re allowed to kill our people. They’re allowed to torture and maim our people, they’re allowed to use roadside bombs and blow up our people. And we’re not allowed to touch their cultural sites? It doesn’t work that way.” This is what our President said yesterday. If you disagree, vote Democrat, however, that means that you agree with the destruction of American lives, families and soldiers. You believe in the torturing of Americans. You believe in and celebrate the loss of eyes, hands, feet and any assorted body parts of Americans. You also cheer when our soldiers are imprisoned in foreign prisons that would make ours look like high-end resorts. These beliefs in many other countries would have you summarily executed. Not here. In ‘Merica, you can share and embrace those beliefs. Think about that on the way to the voting booth.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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