How to Properly Insult a Democrat


Listen up GenX/Millennials: We know you hate the military because you figure that they’re going to get us into a war and you may get drafted. Or you’re afraid that war will come here to the United States if we get involved in a military conflict. First, there is nothing in the legislature in any way, manner, shape, or form that is bringing back a hint of the draft. Nothing. That is so 20th Century. Second, war is unlikely to come to the United States simply because we have overwhelming power , and it would be suicide for any country to attack us. Peace through strength. Third, who do you trust to protect you and your entire family should things get dicey? Bernie? AOC? Democrats? They’ll be apologizing to our enemies and sell you down the river before the first shot is fired. Trump and the Republicans will take care of business quickly and efficiently before they know what hit ’em. You are blessed to be an American citizen. Now just live up to that responsibility and vote Republican.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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