Listen up GenX/Millennials: Just about the entire country is freezing its ass off. You will hear this is all the result of Global Warming. Of course it is, which is why you vote Democrat. You will be told it’s all that damn CO2 which is causing the ozone layer to melt which is making the polar vortex form and making the gulf stream slow down…… Stop. Absolutely nothing you hear makes any sense. Nothing. Global Warming does not cause Global Cooling. Please think critically about weather, and the fact there are so many moving parts it’s virtually impossible to forecast weather or climate outside of a week or two. And as you keep shoveling snow realize you are shoveling Progressive horses*^t too. Oh yeah, bundle up.
HOW TO FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF WITHOUT REALLY TRYING.
