How to Properly Insult a Democrat


Listen up GenX/Millennials: OK, you hate President Trump. We get it and so you will continue to vote Democrat. But do you hate him enough to accept a payout of, say, $40,000,000 to kill him? Well, maybe you would, but that amount of money wouldn’t be worth much on Death Row. Enter Hollywood. George Lopez, a third rate comic has accepted exactly that amount for assassinating President Trump. Now is he just plain stupid, misinformed, maleducated, insane, addicted to virtue-signalling, high, or drunk? No. He is a Hollywood Elite who you emulate, adore, and follow around like a puppy dog. Is he someone who belongs in jail? Of course he does for threatening the life of a duly elected President. Do you belong in jail for supporting such a treasonous act? Uh, probably. So on your way to the voting booth this year think about how cool it would be to get a free orange jumper, free health care, etc as you’re booked in for subborning the treasonous murder of a President.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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