How to Properly Insult a Democrat

RECTAL EXTRACTION

Listen up GenX/Millennials: We know you love Google, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and all the other fantastic social websites and search engines. However, have you ever tried calling them? Those calls go to any country but yours. But since you vote Democrat and believe we should share our hard fought treasure with every S^*#hole country in the world then you’re ok with that. Fine. But they have taken away millions of your jobs at these call centers plus nobody can understand a word they say. So you have three options as you continue to vote Democrat. Number one, move to any one of call center countries, get your job back then get back to us as to why this country sucks. Number two, stop using Google Twitter etc. until they move their call centers here. Lastly, vote Republican and extract the Democrat Party from the rectum of social media and Google. Up to you.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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