How to Properly Insult a Democrat

THE BEST A MAN CAN GET

Listen up GenX/Millennials: As a hipster and proud Democrat voter, you are very likely sporting a beard and believe it enhances your credibility. Nah, it just makes you look older. But here’s the thing, by your hipster whiskers you are not supporting the most woke company in the world, GILLETTE. aka Toxic Masculinity, Sexual harassment, “Boys will be boys”, “The best a man can get”……. are all the things you hate. But guess what? So does GILLETTE. So in your enthusiasm to look woke and cool with your facial hair you are taking money away from the wokest company in the world and indirectly supporting everything you hate about men, this country and flyover country in particular. You must start shaving immediately, rip off those face covers and show the world once again that your with Gillette and everything they stand for.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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