How to Properly Insult a Democrat


I just came up with a way to save this country from the Democrats, Millennials, Teachers Unions, Academia, MSM, and the Deep State. Our beloved President just raised the legal smoking age to 21. The Libertarians among us are not all that happy but occasionally public health wins over ideology. Now for the stroke of genius. Let’s raise the voting age to 40. No; 50. And add to that the requirement that every legal citizen voter must have at least 2 kids, preferably 4-5. Hopefully, by 50, he or she’s had all the stupid knocked out of ’em. Now add to that lowering the drinking age to say….15. That way most kids can be so high and drunk in high school and college they won’t remember any of the BS shoveled at them by the Liberal teachers and Professors. Sheer genius. Now let’s get our elected officials behind this for the 2020 Election Cycle.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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