How to Properly Insult a Democrat


Listen up GenX/Millennials: I know you favor reparations and because of that you believe that voting Democrat may well accomplish that. But hold on, I have an idea. Before we tax you to death and put you on welfare, food stamps and give you a permanent residence in your parent’s basement, I say let’s send a few of your closest black friends on a vacation to Africa for, let’s say……… 6 months or so. Let’s have them research their family history, get in contact with their present day relatives and see just how they’re faring. If their aunts, uncles, cousins, etc. are all doing well, livin’ the dream; fine. Have them come home and we can discuss reparations. But if not and their life in ‘Merika is way better, then maybe you and your friends can sing God Bless America and consider yourselves lucky for not living in a S-hole. Just a suggestion.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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