How to Properly Insult a Democrat


As a Millennial Liberal voter you probably love playing with dolls, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Well, maybe if your 38. But there have been a few new Liberal developments with dolls recently. And virtue-signalling creepy dolls are coming your way soon. First, American Girl has just come out with the first hearing impaired doll that comes with hearing aids. Why do we need to scare kids with this stuff before they can process this information? Confusing to toddlers? Yep. Creepy? Yep. But what about dolls with other disabilities? Wheelchair dolls, Female Genital Mutilation dolls, Chemotherapy dolls, Albino dolls with sun blockers of varying strengths as add-ons. I firmly believe this is child abuse, not quite as bad as pushing puberty blockers on kids, but it definitely is putting more stress on toddlers than necessary. And we wonder why they need safe spaces? Demand Liberal virtue-signalling Creepy Doll manufactures stop this crap and just give us back our Cabbage Patch Dolls which were creepy enough all by themselves.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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