Listen up GenX/Millennials: Just because somebody looks like you does not mean they are good for you. Yes, I’m talking about Mayor Pete. Yes he’s attractive and well spoken. Yes he’s super gay, loves to tell everyone about it, loves to parade his husband out and french kiss him until you want to throw up in your mouth. And you love him just to show how Woke you are, inclusive, and virtuous. It makes you question yourself as to why you’re not gay because he’s so cool and you’re not. I mean what’s wrong with you? Why aren’t you gay too? Aren’t you good and cool enough? STOP. This guy is selling you a load of Socialist crap, wrapping it up in Cool Whip and making you eat it. He’s no longer in the gay closet but he is definitely in the Communist closet and you need to wake up and see right through him. He is as phoney as it gets. Before you vote for this imposter, please look at him more critically. You will be thoroughly unimpressed. Good thing he dropped out because this guys a snake charmer with a poisonous snake ready to bite.
Published by Axel Thomas
An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida. View more posts