The SAT cheating scandal seems like it’s in the rearview mirror these days. Most of the accused have pled to misdemeanors, some with 3rd-degree felonies and received minor sentences, many of which have been suspended.
Lori Loughlin and husband Mossimo Giannulli are rolling the dice and will be going to trial sometime this year. On the surface, that’s pretty gutsy. There is little sympathy for these ultra-rich coastal elites getting away with taking college spots away from far more deserving kids.
As we speak, almost 5,000,000 Coronavirus tests are being manufactured and rolling off the assembly lines and out for distribution. Many will be going to drive through facilities which will be a first for this country.
So what have these privileged Hollywood Coastal Elites learned from their brazen scandal? Nothing. As of this morning, Lori Loughlin was caught collecting oral and nasal samples from Cloistered Trappist Monks and handing them in as her own. Shameless. Oh wait, that’s Felicity Huffman’s husband, William H. Macy. Sorry.
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