“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If able to produce bald-faced lies without remorse, vote Democrat. It’s a skill that takes years to develop so just be sure to train your kids early.

● If rat souffle should be on the menu in all Democrat-run metrosexual hot spots, vote Democrat.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: If “entitled, disengaged, lazy and hard to manage”(sic) vote Democrat, but should you change party affiliation those attributes will improve over time.