How to Properly Insult a Democrat


“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If able to produce bald-faced lies without remorse, vote Democrat. It’s a skill that takes years to develop so just be sure to train your kids early.

● If rat souffle should be on the menu in all Democrat-run metrosexual hot spots, vote Democrat.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: If “entitled, disengaged, lazy and hard to manage”(sic) vote Democrat, but should you change party affiliation those attributes will improve over time. 

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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