How to Properly Insult a Democrat


“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If you can’t recognize nor admit Global Warming is a Blessing, vote Democrat. (Outer Space is 450 friggin’ degrees below zero!) And you want to make the Earth colder? Are you kidding me? Google it.

● While living in Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, San Francisco or L.A and wish to declare asylum in Guatemala, vote Democrat.

● If willing to donate your citizenship to an illegal alien, vote Democrat, then self-deport.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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