How to Properly Insult a Democrat


“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If born between 1619-1865, enslaved, and alive, you definitely deserve reparations, so vote Democrat. But if all the above criteria are not met, STFU.

● If ‘Deliverance’ is your perceived image of America, vote Democrat.

● Listen carefully GenX/Millennials: Capitalism makes you richer and Socialism poorer. If that’s not patently obvious, vote Democrat, then getcha some book learnin’.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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