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Apparently a Higher Power wasn’t told about Proper Distancing

ASTEROID THE SIZE OF A CHEVY TRUCK DEALERSHIP PASSING A BIT TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!

Looks like the looting, riots, arson and mayhem have pissed someone off. We think we know but would rather not say.

The third rock from the sun, a.k.a. Earth is having a meltdown according to the MSM. Naturally, that means things are fine. If they weren’t, the snowflakes would abandon their posts and ‘no news for you, come back one year’. Now that would be a real blessing.

This all begs the question, does our higher power actually live in a glass house? Nah, too smart for that. Why? The construction costs alone to rebuild a glass structure that far out of town would mount up pretty quickly. Travel restrictions due to C-19, gas, pickup at Home Depot, intergalactic overtime…….you get the drift.

The fact that this rock is the size of a Midwest Chevy Truck dealership may not be a coincidence:

So what is the proper distancing for asteroids? Six feet seems a bit close. So we asked the world’s expert on distancing, Dr. Anthony Strangelove…er Fauci. “Our models show that the proper distancing for asteroids is at least 12 light years but with a mask, maybe a bit less. If you give us enough time we can order an extra-large mask from China. And hey, I’ve got Amazon Prime so we can have it by tomorrow.”

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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