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Social justice warriors condemn white blood cells for oppressing cells of color

A new trend among self-professed social justice warriors at American universities is a medical treatment aimed at eliminating white blood cells from the body.

The procedure involves a blood filtration technique that removes only the specific white blood cells from the blood and leaves everything else.

Students waved signs stating, “Tear down the wall!” and “Let the pathogens in!”

Medical professionals are shocked by the treatment.

Dr. Peter Jordans who works at the medical center was seen pleading with activists. “You guys do realize that white blood cells are important for immune function and you will be susceptible to horrible diseases if—”

He was cut off with chants of, “Let in the path-o-gens!” and, “Oppressed people rise up! Eliminate your white blood!”

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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