How to Properly Insult a Democrat


“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● Since you believe in the Global Warming Doomsday Clock, vote Democrat, then board the first spaceship to Mars which is considerably cooler and offers limitless opportunities for real estate development.

● If all bakeries should be forced to bake whatever anyone demands whether they like it or not, vote Democrat.

● If men and women are exactly the same, vote Democrat. But, then why is everyone transitioning?

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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