How to Properly Insult a Democrat

TEASER #16

Posted byAxel ThomasPosted inVoting Guide for MillennialsTags:

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If you are an ungrateful self-centered egotistical purple-haired lesbian bitch who won’t go to the White House after having the honor of representing your country, vote Democrat.

● Whereas all life on Earth will soon disappear in a Global Warming Catastrophe, vote Democrat, but wouldn’t it be better to just stay home in air-conditioned comfort and let others vote since you’ll be dead soon anyway?

● If you’re a blood-sucking freeloader posing as a Democrat representative, vote Democrat then call “Trump Pest Control”.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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