“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If recently elected Muslim representatives should try and convert all Americans to Islam, vote Democrat. She said it, not me.

● If affirmative action makes any sense whatsoever, vote Democrat, then look at your boss.

● If the phrase “In God We Trust” triggers an uncontrollable emotional response, vote Democrat, then send me all your cash so we can help ease your suffering.