How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #24

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If you just won the Women’s World Cup Soccer, vote Democrat, then burn your flag, get drunk, grab your crotch, finger yourself in public, go potty-mouth, and demand more money even though nobody really gives a crap about your sport.

● If you are White and believe all White People are disgusting, vote Democrat though self-reflection may be in order.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: Since European cities are running out of blood due to migrant stabbing epidemics, vote Democrat. And you’re worried about gun control?

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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