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‘Defund’ movement stalls after losing funding

The “defund” movement has stalled after losing funding. However there is still some grassroots efforts underway to defund things. Here’s a survey of those efforts.

How about starting with Hollywood? We’ve been listening to these gasbags far too long. In fact, the Hollywood DMV has just added a new icon to their driving test as you can see below:

And how about defunding those construction site guys who hold those signs that say ‘SLOW’ on one side and ‘STOP’ on the other. I say get rid of ’em and have cars play ‘CHICKEN’ on the lane that’s open. The only downside is that people on METH would always win.

The “Defund the Politicians” movement has finally caught on. Nobody needs these clowns anymore. Now I don’t mean DJT or his minions. They get to stay no matter what. Well, maybe not Javanka. I say replace the Politicians with Pinball Machines. Pinball Machines? That’s because at least with those, you always know where you stand.

Uh oh, too late!

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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