How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #28

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If 1% growth trumps 3% growth, vote Democrat. I know, you’re just tired of winning.

● If rolling blackouts are fun for you and your family, vote Democrat.

● If routinely inviting prostitutes to pee on your bed, vote Democrat, ‘cause Trump didn’t and never will.

● If straight Americans should be called “non-LGBTQ”, vote Democrat. The term ‘straight’ is so yesterday.

● Since most colleges and universities are now “Concentration Camps”, vote Democrat, so Fascist Indoctrination Policies can be pursued with the vigor they so richly deserve.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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