How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #29

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If you don’t recognize Medicare for All means Health Care for None, vote Democrat.

● If you’re too dumb to see that Trump doesn’t care one bit about race, vote Democrat. It’s all about America. And besides, a racist NYC real estate developer? Bankrupt inside a year. 

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: If you want to be the first generation to lose your right to privacy, vote Democrat. Oops, you have already.

● If you can go outside and not see that your neighborhood has never been greener, vote Democrat. Do it. You’ll see. It’s the CO2 ‘ya moron.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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