“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● Since all rich Republicans are out to screw you, vote Democrat. The rich Democrats? Well, they’re all politicians screwing you behind your back.

● If ‘values’ have no value, vote Democrat.

● Since Trump is worse than Hitler/Stalin/Mao all put together, vote Democrat, but just so we’re clear, roughly 100,000,000 people died at their hands. Trump? Fewer.

● If Hollywood Stars should run for President, vote Democrat. Can anybody really stand looking at those fools anymore?

● If you’ve finally elevated lying to an art form, vote Democrat.