How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #31

Posted byAxel ThomasPosted inVoting Guide for MillennialsTags:

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If Israel should disappear like Lex Luthor’s brilliant plan to develop Costa del Lex, vote Democrat.

● If taking a knee makes you a hero, vote Democrat but real heroes may eventually have something to say about that.

● If the moon landing was “fake news”, vote Democrat.

● If losing an election in Georgia means you just won an election in Georgia, vote Democrat. Hopefully, this will be the blueprint for all future elections.

● To GenX/Millennials: If you want to impede the 4th Industrial Revolution by taxing businesses to death and discouraging innovation, vote Democrat.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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