How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #35

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If your elected officials should accept money from mobs, racists, gangs, cartels and pedophiles, vote Democrat. 

● If today’s sports figures are role models, vote Democrat. They used to be. Well, maybe not OJ.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: If all symbols of past oppression should be removed, vote Democrat, but how are we supposed to remember what we shouldn’t have been doing in the first place?

● If you want Obama on the $1,$2,$5,$10,$20,$50,$100,$500,$1000, $5000,$10,000 and $100,000 bill, vote Democrat. Many are out of print but don’t worry, we’ll just paste his picture on top of the old ones.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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