How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #37

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If throwing people in front of speeding trains by African migrants is a good source of recreation for our newly arrived friends, vote Democrat.

● If narratives are more important than truth, vote Democrat.

● If you want Michael Avenatti to run for President, vote Democrat. Maybe he’ll run while in prison? Doesn’t matter, he’s an excellent candidate.

● If you want your life to have limited meaning or no purpose whatsoever, vote Democrat. 

● If you think your skin color disadvantages you, vote Democrat, then talk to shortfatuglywhite people.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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