How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #38

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: You were born into the richest most freedom-loving country in the world and should make the most of it, but if that’s not enough, vote Democrat.

● If call-centers should remain offshore, vote Democrat, then memorize the phrase “Can you repeat that please”.

● If the Rio Grande should be overflowing with the bloated bodies of dead babies, vote Democrat.

● If bartenders should make our laws, vote Democrat.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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