How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #40

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If toilet paper should be a luxury item like in Venezuela, vote Democrat.

● If you have a closet full of multi-colored tin foil hats, vote Democrat.

● If a Domestic Terrorist, vote Democrat.

● If you want to punch Trump in the face, vote Democrat, but he could probably beat the crap out of you.

● If Coastal Elites should occupy all college seats, vote Democrat.

● If you change your Gender Fluid as often as you change your motor oil, vote Democrat.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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