How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #41

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If endlessly chanting the same rhyming phrase over and over again brings new insight focusing on problem-solving solutions, vote Democrat. Plus, you really look super smart.

● If an unmitigated Liberal-leaning non-stop freak show would be thoroughly entertaining for both you and your family, vote Democrat.

● If you think a higher minimum wage will increase productivity, vote Democrat.

● To GenX/Millennials: If you think your elected officials should look and sound exactly like you, vote Democrat, but you’ll be disappointed.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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