“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If endlessly chanting the same rhyming phrase over and over again brings new insight focusing on problem-solving solutions, vote Democrat. Plus, you really look super smart.

● If an unmitigated Liberal-leaning non-stop freak show would be thoroughly entertaining for both you and your family, vote Democrat.

● If you think a higher minimum wage will increase productivity, vote Democrat.

● To GenX/Millennials: If you think your elected officials should look and sound exactly like you, vote Democrat, but you’ll be disappointed.