How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #43

Posted byAxel ThomasPosted inVoting Guide for MillennialsTags:

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If licking or spitting on food is harmless fun, vote Democrat.

● If you want to be governed by a squad of Four White-hating angry bitches, vote Democrat.

● If death threats against Conservatives seem like a good way to motivate them, vote Democrat.

● Listen up Snowflakes: If all people should be selfless, loving and kind, vote Democrat, but I have to ask why we had to build all those nasty prisons?

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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