How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #45

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If you forget without Military or Police you’d be speaking Russian or dead, vote Democrat.

● If Hollywood movies should be less entertaining and more preachy, vote Democrat. 

● If you believe juvenile holding facilities on the Southern Border are run like kennels, vote Democrat. If you visit, bring lots of Puppy Chow.

● To GenX/Millennials: If you want to be the first generation to be hacked to death by MS-13, vote Democrat, but machetes aren’t guns so you have nothing to worry about.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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