How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #46

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If you think Groupthink is thinking, vote Democrat.

● If you want to request Asylum in Mexico, vote Democrat.

● If you have no intention of taking advantage of the boundless opportunities afforded to all American citizens, vote Democrat.  

● To GenX/Millennials: If you don’t understand that Socialist policies and unbridled Illegal Immigration are why you are struggling, vote Democrat.

● If you honestly believe your elected officials will shower you with love, vote Democrat. They actually say that. Seriously. The reality is most Democrat lawmakers find you beneath contempt with few if any redeeming qualities.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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