How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #46

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If you want Obama back, vote Democrat, but that’s obviously racist, and sexist too because he frequently identifies as a man.

● If you want to plant more trees, vote Democrat; that will lower CO2 levels which will lower food production and people will starve to death but at least you’ll feel better. 

● If the assassination of Republicans is exactly what they deserve, vote Democrat.

● If Demagoguery is always the best strategy, vote Democrat.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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