“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If insecure enough to watch CNN or MSNBC, vote Democrat.

● If you don’t recognize civilian gun ownership and civilian-military oversight are unique to our country, vote Democrat.

● If you love RINOs, vote Democrat, ’cause you’re in the same party.

● Listen carefully GenX/Millennials: If you forget Climate Change is measured in thousands or millions of years, vote Democrat. Please repeat that to yourselves until you actually don’t forget.

● If Independence Day should be replaced by ‘Too bad England didn’t wipe our Ass Day’, vote Democrat.