How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #49

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If insecure enough to watch CNN or MSNBC, vote Democrat.

● If you don’t recognize civilian gun ownership and civilian-military oversight are unique to our country, vote Democrat.

● If you love RINOs, vote Democrat, ’cause you’re in the same party.

● Listen carefully GenX/Millennials: If you forget Climate Change is measured in thousands or millions of years, vote Democrat. Please repeat that to yourselves until you actually don’t forget.

● If Independence Day should be replaced by ‘Too bad England didn’t wipe our Ass Day’, vote Democrat.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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