How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #51

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If the ends always justify the means, vote Democrat.

● If Whites should all be sent back to Europe, vote Democrat.

● If representatives should run on a single issue like Global Warming, vote Democrat because this country has only one issue to resolve.

● If you would like everybody from Mexico, Central, and South America to have dual American citizenship, vote Democrat.

● If you are a Russian spy, vote Democrat because that party is the closest thing you’ve got to Mother Russia.

● If afraid of Blexit, and you should be, vote Democrat, but you’re probably a racist.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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