How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #55

Posted byAxel ThomasPosted inVoting Guide for MillennialsTags:

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If rapists, arsonists, serial killers, and pedophiles should be able to vote in our elections for a ‘better society’, vote Democrat.

● If it’s OK for TransFemales to trounce CisFemales in Weightlifting Championships, vote Democrat. Say goodbye to that sport forever. 

● If White people should apologize to every non-White person they meet, vote Democrat.

● If you’ve got a real hankerin’ for a full-blown race war, vote Democrat.

● To GenX/Millennials: If you think money is the root of all evil, vote Democrat. Republicans know it’s just a tool to evaluate value and risk.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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