How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #57

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If you only speak English and feel embarrassed, vote Democrat.

● If you hate the American Experiment, vote Democrat. “American Exceptionalism”, to me, sounds a bit arrogant.

● If you are high all the time, vote Democrat.

● If you want College dorms, Professor’s homes, Hollywood mansions and Coastal elite to house illegal aliens, vote Democrat. 

● If you want your ex-President to be too self-important to meet our adversaries, vote Democrat.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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