How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #60

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If you want to give up your heating and air-conditioning to save the environment, vote Democrat. You won’t.

● If honest debate is micro-aggression, vote Democrat.

● Since you probably don’t realize Global Warming has been completely politicized, vote Democrat.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: If you’re traveling to Global Warming conferences in a private jet, yacht, or 10000 lb. armored vehicle, vote Democrat. Apparently, leading by example is inconvenient but at least it proves Global Warming is a hoax. Hollywood Hypocrisy should no longer be tolerated.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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