How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #61

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● To GenX/Millennials: If you want to be the first generation to do worse than your parents, vote Democrat.

● If you don’t understand childbearing and overtime are responsible for the entire gender pay-gap, vote Democrat. 

● If you feel compelled to provide free health care to all Illegal Aliens, vote Democrat, but why stop there? Free food, Free booze….. You get my point.

● If Veterans should be abused, vote Democrat.

● If you want to die in a plane crash, vote Democrat. Terrorists are afraid of Trump.

● If GenX/Millennial and want your white-collar job outsourced, vote Democrat.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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