How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #67

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If the B.E.T. isn’t racist, vote Democrat.

● If you love China, vote Democrat, then move there, just remember to bring a shipping container full of gas masks ’cause nobody can breathe over there.

● If we should eliminate the concept of citizenship, vote Democrat.

● If you know what ‘Progressive’ means, vote Democrat. You don’t. Nobody does.

● Listen up GenX/Millennials: Search for present-day pictures of Venezuela, if not impressed, vote Democrat. Then move there so you can bask in the warm sunshine of Democratic Socialism. Bring Bernie, every other Democratic Presidential candidate and the Squad with you.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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