How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #68

Posted byAxel ThomasPosted inVoting Guide for MillennialsTags:

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If Yoga and Meditation should replace contact sports and Military Exercise, vote Democrat.

● If you think Trump built cages in which to put kids, vote Democrat. Obama did. And they’re not cages anyway, they were put up to protect kids from predators.

● If all your hard-earned savings evaporate because of profligate Washington spending, vote Democrat. Trump will get spending under control his second term.

● If you wanted to join ISIS but didn’t get the chance before Trump wiped ’em out, vote Democrat.

● If neither curious nor inquisitive, vote Democrat.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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