How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #70

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If any quota system seems non-discriminatory, vote Democrat.

● If unable to see that Trump manipulates the media like a bunch of trained seals, vote Democrat. Feel familiar?

● If watching the Democrat primary debates while sober, vote Democrat.

● If 9/11 should be celebrated, vote Democrat.

● If the word “owner” offends you, vote Democrat, then give me all your s**t so you’re no longer burdened.

● If you want to work ‘till you drop dead, vote Democrat.

● Since you don’t believe in marriage, vote Democrat. Your kids will thank you.

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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