“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If any quota system seems non-discriminatory, vote Democrat.

● If unable to see that Trump manipulates the media like a bunch of trained seals, vote Democrat. Feel familiar?

● If watching the Democrat primary debates while sober, vote Democrat.

● If 9/11 should be celebrated, vote Democrat.

● If the word “owner” offends you, vote Democrat, then give me all your s**t so you’re no longer burdened.

● If you want to work ‘till you drop dead, vote Democrat.

● Since you don’t believe in marriage, vote Democrat. Your kids will thank you.