How to Properly Insult a Democrat

Teaser #71

“I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.” Martin Luther April 18, 1521

● If Bureaucrats ever create anything, solve anything or work in earnest for the citizenry, vote Democrat.

● If Hollywood is the Heartland, vote Democrat. Wow, are you lost.

● If insecure in your home, vote Democrat. Then buy a shotgun.

● If seeing Poor White people makes you happy, vote Democrat.

● To GenX/Millennials: If you have no time for procreation, vote Democrat. That way everything can be about YOU. 

● If our Military should be more compassionate, vote Democrat. Apparently, Australia just implemented such a policy. Let’s follow that along and see how that works out. Bets anyone?

Published by Axel Thomas

An International Sensation, author, lecturer, and disestablishmentarian whose talents and accomplishments have made him a household name and is considered a Deity in most countries. Also a Professional Goofball living the dream in Southwest Florida.

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